thebagofholding:

“man i am so tired” stays up for 3 more hours doing absolutely nothing

(via alanahhhhjayne)

queerpunkhamlet:

overlypolitebisexual:

as a parent it is your god damn fucking job to look after your children stop treating your children like they are burdens

you signed up to have a child, the child did not sign up to have you as a parent

keep this in mind. do not expect your children to immediately give you back all the things you give them. they are children. love them. cherish them. treat them well.

(via alanahhhhjayne)

gnarly:

that one person everyone loves and you’re just like

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(via alanahhhhjayne)

oswinoswut:

if you dont still say “wed-ness-day” in your head when you spell wednesday then ur a fucking liar

(via alanahhhhjayne)

cosmicspread:

my ultimate goal is to be at peace with myself, eliminate toxic feelings and elements and energies from my life, unlearn negative and harmful practices and thought patterns, stop checking for people that don’t check for me, create a space for myself that is nurturing for growth so that i may generate loving energy for myself and for others, nourish my spirit and balance my energies, i have big dreams and i deserve to live a life i love and let that love radiate

(via alanahhhhjayne)

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~   my hand fits perfectly in yours and it scares me so ; ruth (via un-abating)

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clcero:

i dont even have guilty pleasures anymore i just like stuff and if people have a problem with that they can go fuck themselves

(via alanahhhhjayne)

~   

(via deionpage)

This should be our least concern but somehow it became our greatest.

(via lisarcharles)

(via alanahhhhjayne)

10-year-old me:

Wow idk that's a lot of money

15-year-old me:

Kickass, that's so cheap

20-year-old me:

Wow idk that's a lot of money

necrute:

american money seems so confusing

its all the same colour so u have to like pay attention when ur giving people money

like what if u go to give a friend a dollar and accidentally give them $100??? what if u dont correct them???

add some colour 2 ur economy america

vive la australia

(via alanahhhhjayne)

~   me, probably, about some complex personal emotional problem  (via geeses)

(via alanahhhhjayne)

laughburnscalories:

"remember in 6th grade when you-"
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"and remember when you-
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words-of-emotion:

More good vibes here
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